|(Photo credit: Elizabeth Taylor)|
Being a positive chirpy person that I am, when my boyfriend dumped me only because I threatened to slowly poison his coffee until the time he proposed which i only did to give him the incentive to make a move to make his happiness with me guaranteed for a lifetime, I took a positive spin of the situation and directed my wrath to making myself the most fantastically freaking fabulous version that i have ever been of me.
This is such a great way to prep myself up for the field again - as in this stage, it is important to attract the prey first with the body of a fit bird. Once in my lair, i show the keepers some good old fashioned loving and then seal the deal with my home cooked meals.
But I digress...
This exercise program is great in so many ways,
- it fills all the hours that you used to spend with the yet to be enlightened ex
- it directs the craving away from the chocolate cake and into the treadmill
- and it prepares you for the inevitable aftermath encounter with the ex- and show him what he is missing
In two months, which is about the time i plan to come across the ex- i will be doing 4X a week, 3h a day of Body Combat, Body Attack, Body Jam and Zumba.
My personal trainer suggested as well tranquil exercises like yoga, tai chi and body balance but I managed to convince him that I try it as I move on from anger to bargaining in my 5 stages of mourning.
It is actually not just an exercise program, with it comes learning of a new language, buying a sexier wardrobe and the overrated but always effective- makeover.
So my message to all dumped girlfriends out there - do not self destruct.
In the words of the wise AliG - "Big up. Respect yourself- buyakasha!"