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In spite of the fact that I swear like a shoemaker- (and yes, shoemakers, for I do not know what reason, are the swearingest people that ever walked this civilized earth), I would like to believe and assure you that I am a positive person.
Speaking of shoemakers, let me tell you a little more about me - I grew up in a town that makes shoes. The people are hardworking but are also easygoing- so we make shoes 6 days a week and on the 7th day, we spend all that we earned and then some. (At least we do not need to buy shoes- which is where most women go bankrupt on.)
We greet each other with "Hey you son of a b*tch, I haven't seen you a long time, what the f*ck have you been doing with your life?" Which is our way of expressing our most sincere love, respect and appreciation of each other.
I wish I was making this up, but this is all true. Unfortunately, you cannot verify my statement at wikipedia - but, perhaps I can ask our town mayor to write a certification of some sort on this matter. Needless to say, I love my small town and its people very dearly.
So to those who are offended with my filthy shoemaker mouth, I offer you my sincerest apologies from the bottom of my heart - and I f*cking mean it. Really. I swear on all the shoes that our town has ever made.
Anyway, as I couldn't wrack my brains all the time with all this cosmetic bullshit (heck, blogs are supposed to be fun for both you and me!), I interject it every now and then with thoughts of positivity- and believe it or not, this is one of them.
So, if the love of my life, Clint Eastwood, can have his Clint's Rules, which I enclose here- specially formatted by me in his honor, then I also have my Rowenaisms starting with Rowenaism N° 4 here.
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