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Though I have taken it upon myself to confess to all my bullshit, not unless I am married to OJ Simpson's lawyer (that is the old Kardashian geezer, non?), I cannot call all products, people or companies by their real names.
Instead, I give them cute little monickers like Damien or Lucifer- for even as much as Lady Gaga makes prison sooo fabulous in her last video, writing memoirs from Jail ala Mandela is not my bag.
I may also at times exaggerate for drama, sarcasm or PMS to drive a point. I usually make the exaggeration very obvious but I believe it is safer that I include the disclaimer here for people who really deal with gajillions of dollars.
So that being said, if you think that what I have blogged resembles your evil company, person or product - my answer to you is something inspired from a Carly Simon song-
"You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you."
